So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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