Porn is love you can see.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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