You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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