I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
