Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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