im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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