I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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