Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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