Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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