Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There r osticjed everywhere
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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