He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
