I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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