what if I'm pregnant?
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don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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