Where is the hickey?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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