she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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