Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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