How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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