You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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