Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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