we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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