Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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