either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
