would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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