im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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