Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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