She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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