Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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