just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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