I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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