If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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