I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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