everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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