He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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