i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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