Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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