look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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