So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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