im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is Oprah even human
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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