I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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