North Korea, Best Korea!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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