Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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