I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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