Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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