Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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