her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
