did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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