I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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