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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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