That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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