Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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