Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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