with your own penis?
We won't sleep together?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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