You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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